TENNIS ANYONE
Bernard to SirH Love watching the tennis, don't you?
Sir H You bet
Bern You play a bit too , don't you SirH ?
Sir H Nomore-- dealing with the hourly wild lobs of the PM is enough for one day, let alone a week !
Bernard . Whats your favourite retort then ?
SirH A volley of any desription .
Beranard that doesn't sound very effective, or responsible?

Sirh The point is bernard, these wild players don't often act as good judge of quality of returns and because thye have all the balls
at least it makes him realise he's not the only one in the game !

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